+658
When shorts are wider than they are long, something, somewhere went terribly wrong, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
No. If there short shorts they have to be wider in order to be short.. Duhh
by Anonymous13 years ago
the mental image i got from this post was not pleasant.
by Anonymous13 years ago
haha me too.
by Anonymous13 years ago
That totally rhymed. You should write offensive spoof poetry.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Shorts are supposed to b wider than long
by Anonymous13 years ago
Ever worn Bermuda shorts? The dress code at my school only allows "mid-thigh" shorts, so I guess they have to be longer than they are wide, I guess.
by Anonymous13 years ago
But that's in school rules. And I know bermudas r suppose to be like above you knees but when they're real shorts. Like short shorts they're suppose to be wider
by Anonymous13 years ago
Seeing as you wear short shorts around your hips and a normal width for hips would be around 35", they're bound to be wider than long....
by Anonymous13 years ago
That would be circumference, which is not the same as width.
by Anonymous13 years ago
my first thought was not girls wearing short shorts, but fat people. I think OP means how wide they look from the front, not hip circumference though.
by Anonymous13 years ago
It's called OBESITY my friends.
Don't let it happen to you.
by Anonymous 13 years ago
by Anonymous 13 years ago
by Anonymous 13 years ago
by Anonymous 13 years ago
by Anonymous 13 years ago
by Anonymous 13 years ago
by Anonymous 13 years ago
by Anonymous 13 years ago
by Anonymous 13 years ago
by Anonymous 13 years ago
by Anonymous 13 years ago