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Belle: "My husband is a beast." Cinderella: "Mine still drives a pumpkin." Snow White: "My husband leaves me home with 7 little ones." Mermaid: "Mine wants me to use fishnet stockings." Sleeping Beauty: "I just pretend i'm asleep." Disney's Desperate Housewives, amirite?

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The mermaids name was Ariel.. and Sleeping Beauty's name was Aurora.. Just thought you should know. :)

But Beast turned back into a dude at the end. I can't see them having too many problems.

I wonder how the Beast was in bed..;)

Anonymous +1Reply

whats a pumpkin?

strawberryjams avatar strawberryjam Yeah You Are 0Reply
@strawberryjam whats a pumpkin?

a big round [veggie?] that you carve into faces during Halloween.... some people cook and eat the seeds...?
How do you not know this?..

muffinmonkeys avatar muffinmonkey Yeah You Are -3Reply
@muffinmonkey You are very stupid.

Perhaps he doesn't speak the language, bitch.

Anonymous +3Reply
@Perhaps he doesn't speak the language, bitch.

Heshe obviously knows enough english to have found this site and to be on it. And don't go around calling me bitch.

muffinmonkeys avatar muffinmonkey Yeah You Are 0Reply
@OFrabjousDay well don't go around calling people stupid if you don't want to be called a bitch.

It's stupid to try and act stupid to get attention. And btw, I don't give a shit what you think of me. If someone is disrespectful to me and says I'm a bitch, I obviously don't value your opinion.

muffinmonkeys avatar muffinmonkey Yeah You Are 0Reply

What's a seed?

strawberryjams avatar strawberryjam Yeah You Are 0Reply

What's a stupid?

strawberryjams avatar strawberryjam Yeah You Are 0Reply

I am very confused much. This was no in the dictionary that used by me.

strawberryjams avatar strawberryjam Yeah You Are 0Reply

A stupid is someone who is dumb.

Anonymous 0Reply

Lol

Anonymous 0Reply

No, the person who wrote it in the newspaper comics four years ago was right.

Anonymous -1Reply

Cinderella's husband was a prince. Now a king. He doesn't drive a pumpkin lol

SandyH0ngs avatar SandyH0ng Yeah You Are -1Reply

Also its from a comic someone drew. Way to be original

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