+294 a dog wagging it's tail and a cat wagging its tail mean two different things, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Dog: I'm happy to see you! Cat: Bitch get me my food.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

More like, get the fuck away or I scratch your eyes out.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"...you see a dog growl when it's angry and wag its tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad." - Cheshire Cat

by Anonymous 12 years ago