+348 Doctors shouldn't say "take care" to a patient after an appointment, because if every patient took that to heart, doctors wouldn't have any patients, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Unless the disease was inevitable, like a sudden tumor. You can't control that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're forgetting the yearly checkups. Just sayin'

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If that were true, then the doctors also wouldn't have any business or make any money.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We doctors keep caringes full of disease samples for when business is slow.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

um, why am I the only one who doesn't get this?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Doctors are meant to take care of people, and if they said "take care" and their patient actually listened to them, spread the word, etc doctors wouldn't have any patients because all of the people who listened to that particular doctor would be taking care of themselves.

by Anonymous 13 years ago