+316 Birds are the animals that got it easy. They can't get stepped on, shooting them isn't all too easy, only certain countries and cultures eat them, they aren't prey to a lot of things, and lastly, they can fly. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Plus they're too chill to fight with each other or start a war. Like, If you're in a flock of geese flying in a V and one is at the head and another one pushes it out of the way to be in the lead, the other one's like "whatevs" and flies to the back. If that happened to humans, all hell would break loose ._.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Your comment is ironic because your name is I_Predict_a_Riot.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I just realized that. I approve of this irony.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's more of a humorous coincidence than irony...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Plus, the only reason that birds aren't an advanced society is because it's impossible to do calculus when you could be flying.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Xkcd, lol

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Who's to say you can't step on them?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I guess, but imagine flapping your wings ALL DAY EVERY DAY!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Imagine walking all day every day

by Anonymous 12 years ago

errrday I'm shufflin' :D

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...... I'm speechless

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I stepped on a pigeon walking home from class last year. Don't ask me why it didn't fly away...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Excluding chickens.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

ostriches and penguins as well...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And kiwis. Can't forget the kiwis.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Emus too

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Flying...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Certain spiders eat birds by snatching them out of the air, or just getting lucky and the bird hits it's net and doesn't break it. Just further proof that nothing is safe from spiders.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Birds aren't difficult to shoot. All you need is a good 12ga. And some game loads and you got dinner. You just have to lead the target and fire at the path ahead of it, simple.

by Anonymous 12 years ago