+857 Saying ‘I’m sorry’ is the same as saying ‘I apologize.’...Except at a funeral, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Classic Demetri

by Anonymous 14 years ago

man a lot of people shit with pens

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What size are you? ACTUAL!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I want to buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together. People will say, "Are those hermit crabs?" and I'll say, "Not anymore! These are MINGLING crabs." I've noticed a LOT of Demetri quotes on this website :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i got some new pyjamas with pockets in them, which is great cause before i used to have to hold things while i slept, now when i wake up in the middle of the night i can check my planner in my pocket "keep sleeping" ok

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't think you should throw rocks at all, regardless of your housing situation!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How come?? Someone please explain.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"I'm sorry" would be saying you're sorry for their loss. When you say "I apologize" it's implying that you were the cause of the death.

by Anonymous 12 years ago