+530 The true meaning of traffic lights: Red means stop. Green means go. Yellow means hurry the f*ck up or you're gonna miss the light, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That was on my permit test. "What should you do at a yellow light? A. Slam on the breaks. B. Slow down and be prepared to stop. C. Speed up to catch the light. D. Stop in the middle of the intersection."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

yea...i pretty much ran a red light today because of this..i was wearing new shades and i couldnt see the lines for the end of the intersection properly...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is it sad, that when I read, "Red means stop. Green means go", I was reminded of Mrs. Puff's boating school?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's pretty much what my dad told me when I was little and asked. Then a few years my teacher asked us... she didn't like my answer...

by Anonymous 13 years ago