+639 How to impress woman: kiss her, hug her, compliment her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her. How to impress a man: Show up naked with beer, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahaha this pretty much made my night.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, that will get a man to have sex with you, not impress him.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it impressed my boyfriend.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What was he impressed with? Your ability to take off your clothes? Or was it the fact that you could buy beer?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Both.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well he sounds like a fucking dumbass

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, he is. Anyway, sorry if you didn't approve of this post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Honestly, even just showing up with beer would satisfy a man. The nakedness is just the fantastic cherry on top off the beer sundae

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not really, I mean I see the joke and I think it's hilarious but, I know many guys who want a girl with self respect, they're strong mentally and phiscally, makes them laugh/smile and don't ccare about getting in their pants. That's a real man

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hah, see how much easier we are to impress. Although the nakedness isn't even necessary but just a treat.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you are a sexist jerk!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OP is a girl ..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

so girls can't be sexist?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm being sexist to my own sex.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you stole this from an iphone app.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't have an iphone.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If only chicks were easier to impress...

by Anonymous 13 years ago