+409 We all own something that we never use but are still proud of owning it, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A penis :(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

DAMNIT I SAW THIS POST AND WAS GOING TO COMMENT THAT.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Cool story, bro.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

@1153442 (john): I was gonna say the same exact thing. :X

by Anonymous 12 years ago

condoms.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A jawharp.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Shamwow

by Anonymous 12 years ago