+615 Even today, you can still lure kids into vans with candy, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was craving some TWIX.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thanks for all the votes guys, I just wanted to see if it was still possible before I actually lured kids with candy again.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I still love you Pedo Bear!!!!!! (this is the 14 year old girl again) I love candy too, so you're good!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know that it was only a fun size mnm pack.... but i was HUNGRY!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And Chris Hansen needs to GO AWAY.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why don't you have a seat over there?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LMAO. I lol'd.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

RUN!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

AH! Chris Hansen you need to GO away! The Pedo Bear Revolution is COMING!!!! (no pun intended)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But the pun came anyway. He was too far along to stop. He apologizes. :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sorry Chris, but he's a Pedo and a Bear. That means he could probably rip you to shreds AND rape you. That's kinda hard to beat.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Chris is too old, do not want.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Good. I'm into that furry shit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the part that scares me is that your name and icon is pedo bear

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that's the joke...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dude just shut up your annoying- this is coming from a 13 year old girl. So just shut up your not even funny anymore.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're just angry because I had my way with you and you were too young to remember.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow party pooper.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Umm actually no i have a very good memory and im pretty sure i would remember something so traumatic. And last but not least when i was little i had to babysitters all day with me, ther fore theres no way you could of ruined my life.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's pretty hard to remember things when your head is full of roofies.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This would only be funny if Pedo Bear really was joking...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Umm okkayyy... And again i shall remind youu that i ALWAYS had somebody around to take care of me and make sure im okay, by orders of my daddy(and yes im a daddys girl) oh by the way if your so sure youu to advantage of me then i should report you to the police, shouldnt I?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You mean the cyber police?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I bet you sure are a daddy's girl. So, does he think your the best kisser?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Umm no the police that way they can track youu. How do youu like that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What's the crime? Being a troll?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Umm no whyy the fuck would youu think that? My daddy loves me and has NEVER tryyed to take advantage of me. He's not a perv like.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I bet that's a STRONG love.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Umm no raping little kids.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahahahaha that's funny. You really think that I am a pedophile all because I make sexual jokes on a website under a username called Pedo_Bear? There is a user called Chris_Hansen here and do you really think that's the REAL chris hansen?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why am I wasting my time arguing with you anyway? Like I'm really afraid that you're going to call the police all because I made a joke. Talk about overreacting. Then you start talking about your father, like I really care about him. So anyway, goodbye.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Stop being a fucking cunt.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dude, what the fuck is your problem? Take a joke, god damn. I might as well go over there right now and rape you myself. Me and Pedo Bear will fuck the shit out of you. Call your daddy and tell him THAT. (Btw, this is a JOKE, so don't start crying your ass to sleep.)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Umm why would i cry myself to sleep? It just makes youu grow older faster. Eww. Anywho whatever you guys are pervs for event posting stuff like that even if it was a joke. And i wouldnt worry about youu trying to rape me at night because my house super ultra secure with cameras alarms and body guards:) so yupp.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't even want to rape you again. you're probably +18 by now so you're ripe

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you're a dumb piece of shit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh and for everyone whos bitching at me, like I care what youu think.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you don't care then why are you talking back at us? You could just ignore us...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Again Pedo_Bear I'm 13 and i havent been raped by youu discusting pig. And its comments like that that make a innocent child like moi think you're really a sexual predotar.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahahahahahha predotar. that's a good one

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cause i believe in defending myself and what i think,know, is right. And a sexual predator is most definetly not right.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You need to capitalize I.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nahh i don't feel likee it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ok. Now please, can you be quiet?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If youu stop posting things that make a person think you're a sexual predator. And i'm not saying you are. But because of your actions it may seem that way. And shuree some of your jokes are funny,but some are just annoying.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Okay seriously, shut the fuck up. You are obviously a kiss-ass daddy's girl who is going to be the school slut by the time your fifteen. And I HIGHLY doubt your house is that secure. This is Pedo Bear and you are just some whiney girl who can't shut up on someone elses post. We don't give a fuck about your life, your daddy, your house, or anything else. And to most people have a sick sense of humor. Pedo Bear wins.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Damn talk about RUDENESS...and especially to someone who is only 13...supposedly anyways...Really and truly i dont see how the administrators of this page could even let the argument get this far...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your mother didn't think it was rude last night.

by Anonymous 13 years ago