It's kind of ironic that I passed out at a water park due to dehydration, amirite?

Aww, you OK? :)

not too unbelievable though since you are walking around in the sun and it's kinda hard to carry a waterbottle with you.

Also I dunno if it was from dehydration or nor but at six flags I got really woozy while in line because we were waiting in the sun for about thirty minutes while hauling a heavy tube up a staircase and the lifegaurds gave me some water to make me feel better

That happened to me before, too! We spent so long waiting in line to get into the water park that I passed out before even getting to see any of it

Being in water actually dehydrates you... I can't remember exactly why but it's due to the water pressure within your cells and osmosis and such. So yes, ironic, but unexpected? No. I hope you were okay though!

It makes sense. You dont wanna drink any of THAT water, thats for sure. Little kids peeing in it, old guys sweating in it. gross