A 80-year-old asian woman. Worst driver imaginable. amirite?

Also from New Jersey.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and on the phone.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And updating her make-up.

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And feeding her snail, Mary.

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her pregnant snail, mary, who is about to give birth.

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*An

by Anonymous 13 years ago

teenage girls are also useless and dangerous shits on the road.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@(jellyblock) and blind

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while juggling some eggs

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eggs for the cake she is baking in the passenger seat

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but her dog keeps trying to eat the cake she's baking

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so she cracks an egg upside its head.

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and the dog jumps out the window out of shear terror

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and then the lady tries to catch it by leaning out the window.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And then the dog lightly bites her arm.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

but she's a hemophiliac so blood gushes everywhere

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So she reaches to the back to grab a band-aid.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and flips over the backseat

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To find an iPhone that she starts listening to and playing Doodlejump.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

DoodleJump, world cup edition. She then 'loses' to germany and has a heart attack.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

which sets the car into auto drive, causing her to have another heart attack since the car isn't even supposed to be able do that

by Anonymous 13 years ago

then the car turns into optimus prime.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and she and he continued to destroy the city

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while drinking hot tea

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which she then spills all over her dog

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which leaves a stain in the dog's fur

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which makes it even more pissed and it pisses on optimus prime's leg.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and then megatron comes and punches optimus prime.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

in the face!

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and then drop kicks him to peru.

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and causes a massive earthquake, killing many helpless bunnies

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but no one really cares, because they are peruvian bunnies.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What about a 3 year old blind boy? Wouldn't they be a worse driver?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

3 year olds cant drive dumbass

by Anonymous 13 years ago

thats the point...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well we are talking about legally able to drive

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that is totally my mom in 40 years... too bad she didn't follow my grandma's advice and avoid driving...

by Anonymous 13 years ago