The whole point of Facebook is to communicate with other people. If you don't like it, there's a "remove" button right next to the person's name; use it.
That's what the fuck the news feed is for...if it bothers you so much don't have a facebook. Dumbass.
Dear Herpderp: If you don't want to deal with social interaction, stay off of websites built for social interaction.
I just realized I have over 80 people removed from my newsfeed. I have a very low tolerance for people.
Take your format to, dearblankpleaseblank.com.