+555 A guy is invited to a costume party, so he decides to wear a pair of jeans, shoes, and nothing else. The host of the party opens the door and says "What are you supposed to be?" and the guy replies "I'm a premature ejaculation, i just came in my pants", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

dude you said it wrong, it's "comes in just his pants" no shoes

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Repost. :/ (I think)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

For some reason, I thought 'guy' said 'ghost' and I spent a few minutes trying to figure it out lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

REPEAT!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

REPEAT NOW GTFO B4 I NOSCOOE YOUR ASS

by Anonymous 13 years ago

To those who are saying this is a repeat: Check the dates. This is the original.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Its not the original because the original was worded a little differently.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just because you slap an amirite at the end of a story doesn't mean it makes sense on here.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's not a question.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is not an amirite...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Guys. This is the original. Have a look at the one you think it was copied off: http://www.amirite.net/254469 It's post 254469. This is post 250924. This was posted before the one you think it was copied off. So this is not a repeat.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

thank you :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

... I thought he was going as Jacob from Twilight.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOL

by Anonymous 13 years ago