+379 If Canada is America's hat and Mexico is America's beard then the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean are America's arms . . . strangling the rest of the world, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what about the middle east

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Canada isn't America's hat, Canada is America's Brain, thats why it's ignored so much :p

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How did two big blobs of water turn into arms for you?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...and people accuse US-Americans of being obnoxious and racist. When in reality we probably get the most shit of any nation.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because in fact, you're Canada's butt.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Um, Canada ans Mexico are both, in fact, in America.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mexico isn't the mustache it's clearly the pants...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

since when are arms on the face dur dur durrrr next time u insult America try getting it right

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is why I'm leaving America as soon as possible.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A) Thanks for making it featured on the homepage B) It's a joke.

by Anonymous 13 years ago