Jeff Dunham reference FTW!!!
My dad lives by his jokes, I've heard the "It's not a dog if you can dropkick it over the fence" line many times.
XD Jeff Dunham wouldn't consider many of my dogs dogs. And none of them are Chihuauas. :/ Corgi-Yorkies.
Have you tried dropkicking them over the fence?
...wait a minute, is this why the ASPCA came to my door? Dang it...
"Ma'am, we have been alerted you have been...dropkicking tiny dogs over fences?"