+349 The NRA says, 'Guns don't kill people - people kill people.' That may be true, but I think the gun helps. You're not going to kill many people by standing around shouting 'bang!'. amirite?

by Anonymous 10 years ago

That's true, but I'm pretty sure if you walked up to somebody, slit their throat with a knife and yelled, "Bang!" It would end up similar.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"You'd have to be pretty dodgy on the heart." Great Eddie Izzard skit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love that man. He's so funny

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If one person hates another person enough, then someone's going to die, gun or no gun.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, if a short non-muscular kid hates a 250-pound professional wrestler, then the wrestler probably isn't going to die unless the kid has a gun.

by Anonymous 10 years ago

He said someone's going to die, not necessarily the intended target. Perhaps the non-muscular kid will die after trying to fight?

by Anonymous 10 years ago

chuck norris can

by Anonymous 13 years ago

most ppl dont use guns to kill. shud they ban hands? those seem to do the most work in murder

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Exactly! Thank you for saying what I couldn't find a good way to say!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If people didn't have guns, they would find other ways to kill.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A gun isn't going to kill someone sitting in a cabinet. Someone has to use it. Besides, guns are just tools to an end. It is perfectly possible to murder someone with your teeth; all you need to do is go for the throat when they don't expect it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OMG OMG OMG *fangirl squee* that's what L did in Death Note lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I saw this on TV somewhere...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you really want to kill someone, anything could serve as your weapon.

by Anonymous 10 years ago

As much as I support the second amendment, I would have to agree that "GDKPPKP" is a terrible argument.

by Anonymous 10 years ago

you don;'t need a gun to kill lots of people

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I've never, ever known an inanimate object to make a decision and then act on that decision. That would be like a sofa deciding to move to the other side of the room and then walking over there to the spot it prefers,

by Anonymous 3 years ago