+356
If the SWAT team breaks down your door by accident you would ask them to replace it, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
"PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR AND THROW ANY WEAPONS ON THE GROUND!"
"Why, of course I'll oblige. However, I would greatly appreciate if you could reimburse me for the new door when we're finished."
I think I'd be too intimidated...
by Anonymous12 years ago
He said by accident
what if they got the wrong house, and they were all like "Hello, is this the residence of Mr. Derp Herp?"
and you would be like "No, why did you break my fucking fantastic door?"
by Anonymous12 years ago
Somehow I don't think they'd care what you say. They'd arrest you, then care if your the right guy
by Anonymous 12 years ago
by Anonymous 12 years ago
by Anonymous 12 years ago