+356 If the SWAT team breaks down your door by accident you would ask them to replace it, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR AND THROW ANY WEAPONS ON THE GROUND!" "Why, of course I'll oblige. However, I would greatly appreciate if you could reimburse me for the new door when we're finished." I think I'd be too intimidated...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

He said by accident what if they got the wrong house, and they were all like "Hello, is this the residence of Mr. Derp Herp?" and you would be like "No, why did you break my fucking fantastic door?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Somehow I don't think they'd care what you say. They'd arrest you, then care if your the right guy

by Anonymous 12 years ago