Guys: sometimes masturbating at night just helps you sleep, amirite?

Laugh. Out. Loud.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i wonder what you just did

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Me too ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's like that for girls too ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha but it probably takes longer than for us.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Prince Ali): No, it's faster for girls.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Really?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What? Maybe for you. It takes me like an hour.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It takes me like 5 minutes, maybe you're just doing it wrong.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

5 minutes? I've never gotten off that fast.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

something really hot about a girl being open about masterbating.. just sayin

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe:P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sorry, I didn't mean it as rude. You probably just haven't found the right technique for you which is why it takes so long.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No you weren't rude at all! I just found it weird because I thought it took long for all girls.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

boner alert?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I did too...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is actually the first I'm hearing that it takes long for us. Then again, this usually isn't covered in health class.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

maybe you're doing it TOO right! Haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol. This has more comments than votes

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd vote on it but I'm a girl, which wouldn't make any sense.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I posted a girls one too lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cumming definitely puts u in sleep mode. Its a good thing

by Anonymous 13 years ago

if you want to think logically when you masturbate muscles are used and your mind is stressed causing tiredness which makes you less restless and easier to fall asleep.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

actually it's because you release a hormone that causes sleepyness when you cum..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

so thats why i jerked off right after school n then woke up 2 hours later thinking it was tomorrow......

by Anonymous 13 years ago

delicious *wank* *wank*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's a stress-reliever.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yup, like above, it's great stress relief for any person, male or female. Especially after tough days, it's such a great relaxant/sleep inducer, lol.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because guys are biologically programmed to.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

< 5 minutes. Just saying. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Time varies, depending on what you're thinking about/watching, I think...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

boner alert.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm a girl, and yeah, sometimes I can't sleep unless I masturbate. The period of haziness after finishing helps me relax, and eventually sleep. Oh, and it normally takes me 2 - 5 mins to masturbate. I couldn't imagine building up all that tension for an hour!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I just really like the OP's name.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what the actual f!ck, how has this got like 30 commments of girls saying how long it takes got them to jizz, the post was funny yeah but now its just really weird and freaky :)x

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I made the mistake of doing it in bed once.... had to change the sheets and then I wasn't tired.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This reminds me of the movie Due Date.. xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Guys often fall asleep after sex, so it makes sense that having a quick wank will help them drift off more quickly. It’s different for girls because our orgasms are incredibly enjoyable. So much so that you want another one! So what starts out as a quick wank to help you drift off, turns into a marathon session lasting an hour or so! But at least you can be sure of a really good deep sleep afterwards!

by Anonymous 8 months ago