Scenario: You have fallen on the floor and you can't get up. Looks like you can finally use the Life Alert Medical Response Pendant. But then you realize it's on the table. FUUUUUUUUUU, amirite?

+475 Scenario: You have fallen on the floor and you can't get up. Looks like you can finally use the Life Alert Medical Response Pendant. But then you realize it's on the table. FUUUUUUUUUU, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Rule 4: Don't copy my puns and pathetic jokes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(The RULE book): Rule 12: Don't care about rule books

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(The RULE book): @392691 (TotoroLuv): Rule 17: 83% of rules quoted on the internet are made up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You might like this post of mine: http://www.amirite.net/125865

by Anonymous 13 years ago

EVERY. SENIOR. CITIZEN. SHOULD. HAVE. LIFE. ALERT.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're supposed to hang it around your neck you noob L2P.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I remade that video in high school haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

shittiest scenario EVER

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's almost like what happened in the first Iron Man movie.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I don't know what's agreeable with here, but it's funny so I say yes.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

or just use your cell phone

by Anonymous 11 years ago