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Did you know that over 600 house elves die in toilet related incidents each year?
I knew it was only a matter of time before this was brought up.
as soon as I read this, that was the first thing that popped into my mind. But you're headmaster rumbleroar, you know everything
becuase they fall in! it's terrible!
You are talking about toilet related incidents? I think there are more preoccupying matters to discuss. Over the last two centuries the number of house elves has been on constant decline. We should deal with this first and try to find out why they're not reproducing :)
S.P.E.W.
I tie ropes to mine when they go to the restroom, I`m tired of replacing the damn things...
"Hermione: They LIKE being slaves! They don't want to be paid!"
Look the face of the matter is, House Elves have been through all kinds of turmoul. I understand that they liked to be slaves but it's all they know. Give them a taste of freedom and I gurentee they will never turn back. P.S I gave your House Elf a sock.
But just look at Dobby. He's an outcast amongst House Elves.
You have to assume Harry is beating the poor thing though. He always calls him master although he is in no way linked to him. They may like being helping around the house: hence House Elf, but it doesn't mean the should be beaten senseless
Where is the evidence Harry beats him? Okay...he did accidentaly kill him. But he was always repectful to him...so how do you come to that?
And Dobby calls him master because he repects him and I guess considers him his master, even though Harry doesn't like it.
Maybe sir. But master?! Do you call BaracK Obama master, or George Bush. Men of high respect who are called sir or Mr. WHERE I ASK YOU, IS THE ABRAHAM LINCOLN OF HOUSE ELVES!!
Ok, ask J.K Rowling why Dobby called Harry master then. But there is no evidence Harry beats him. Haha :P
I was very disappointed that S.P.E.W. wasn't brought up in the movies. That was one of the things that I found very endearing about Hermione.
Harry Potter lives on!
Ahhhhaa this made my day(:
this is random but i just realized they never used Kreacher in the Harry Potter movies...
He was in Order of the Phoenix for a few minutes. He mumbled some stuff, and then Sirius shouts "Kreacher! That's enough of your bile! Away with you!"
Oh yeah, but he was so much of a bigger part in the book... PLUS they never used Peeves..
Yea, that kinda pissed me off, I really wanted to see Peeves. But they can't not use Kreacher in the next movie, right? He's really important...
I know! And he has quite a big part in the seventh book!
yea, and he's in EVERY single book, leading up to the big role, so im not sure how that gonna work in the movie.
Yep, some stuff that they left out of the films could mess up the next movies.
yea. But i think JKR plans with them or something, so the movies are a little accurate.
OK. Well JK Rowling will sort everything out. :)
Also, I love your username :)
thanx ya =)
Well think of all the times that Dobby wasn't in the movies. He was in the Chamber of Secrets, but not all the other ones. I doubt he'll be in DH.
if he's not in Deathly h. i will scream. i will NOT miss his screen funeral with the garden =(
You're right!!! :( I love Kreacher.
What exactly does an elf have to vote on?
I love you
Draco has things to vote for, he is half elf
i treat mine with respect and if he ever wants to leave i will let him i feel they should be free and be able to act with there own thoughts.
Best post ever.
It shouldn't happen. I mean, the debates should, but SPEW is just stupid, especially when only one house-elf wants freedom.
EPIC!
Elves don't deserve suffrage, they should be happy.
Cough AVADA KEDAVRA! CoughCough
yes! this post made my day
Elves are people too, you know!
No. They are ELVES. But they deserve better.
I figured out of 30 comments there would be one person who pointed out the fact that "suffrage" means the right to vote. It has nothing to do with suffering. Fucking retards
I noticed that "suffrage" was used in the wrong context, but I still loved the post. :)
Thank you. I actually know what "suffrage" means, I guess I just forgot and now I'm looking back at the post wondering what made me choose that word. Haha, and now I feel dumb. But I'm glad it was pointed out.
Are any of you guys MLIAers?
I'm not. Why?
Oh and I love your name. Haha
hey ur post was on average wizard!! I was excited...haha
lol, the little mongrols
they shouldn't, ELVES ARE NOT PEOPLE!!!
Gay.