when your cat is kneading on you, it isn't a sign of affection.. They're testing your internal organs for weaknesses in order to plot against you.. amirite?

+270 when your cat is kneading on you, it isn't a sign of affection.. They're testing your internal organs for weaknesses in order to plot against you.. amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You took that straight from The Oatmeal.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And when they kick kitty litter with their paws, they're practicing burying bodies

by Anonymous 12 years ago