+602 Comment fights would be a lot more interesting if instead of using today's insults we used Shakespearean insults. "You're a herd of boils and plagues." "Yeah, well, you're a mildewed ear." "You monstrous malifactor.", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i will not change the system

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You are a flesh monger, a fool, and a coward.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shakespeare was the first person to publicly use a "your mom joke." Win. Act IV Scene II (I think) of Titus Andronicus Demetrius: “Villain, what hast thou done?” Aaron: “That which thou canst not undo.” Chiron: “Thou hast undone our mother.” Aaron: “Villain, I have done thy mother.”

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahahahah thats hularious!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Anyone who so disagrees with this creed is a filthy derriere sucking man who pleasures himself in fancying his same gender. That's the best I could come up with...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(=|): LMAO xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"I bite my thumb at you, sir!" :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

best insult EVER

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yay! Got on the homepage! :D By the way, it's spelled malefactor, not malifactor, my bad. ^^'

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thy breathe stinks with eating toasted cheese

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*breath

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thou hath made one feel utterly repulsed, good day sir!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Have you no modesty, no maiden shame, no touch of bashfulness? Translation: You ugly slut!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thou need not wear a mask on All Hallows Eve Translation: You ugly f*ck!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why doest thou don a mask made for All Hallows Eve on a the finest day of June? Oh, my utter regrets, t'is only thou's countenance. Translation: Why are you still wearing your Halloween mask? Oh, I'm sorry, it's just your face!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*on the

by Anonymous 13 years ago

[Thou art] already dead. stabbed with a white wench's black eye, run through the ear with a love song, the very pin of [thy] heart cleft with the blind bow-boy's butt shaft. Translation: You're dead to me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS AN EPIC WIN OF THE AGES

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Old hair whore, old hair whore Did you bite your thumb at me sir. Aha I love romeo and Juliet

by Anonymous 13 years ago

-bites thumb-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How dare you bite your thumb at me!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You egg!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

These are all great. Did anyone else think of the vlogbrothers after reading this post or am I the only Nerdfighter in the house?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nope, that was the first thing I thought, too. Because both of us never FTBA. :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I did, as well. This is so jokes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I did too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't worry, you're not alone ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yup my first thought was of vlogbrothers. yay for nerdfighters! :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

John Green! Nerdfighter ftw. DFTBA. After reading Shakespeare in school my firneds and I actually started biting our thumbs at each other for a while. Then when it got compared to West Side Story, we started snapping our fingers at each other as if we were ready for a gang fight.

by Anonymous 13 years ago