Whenever you feel like you're going to sneeze, and say "I'm going to sneeze", you never do, amirite?

+427 Whenever you feel like you're going to sneeze, and say "I'm going to sneeze", you never do, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and you look like a retard if you don't say anything so you won't disrupt your sneeze, open your mouth in anticipation, then just close it dissatisfied.

by Anonymous 13 years ago