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Also about slow, speed, and police+422Street sign translations... Stop: Slow to 5 MPH, continue. Yield: Check that no one is around. Wait until someone is and then cut them off. Speed Limit 55: Speed limit 65. Speed limit 65: Speed limit 80. Speed limit 70: No speed limit. No U-turn: Hidden police officer. amirite?
Also about slow and police+107We all hate when there's a traffic jam because people slow down to look at an accident, but when we see an accident/police/etc we slow down to look at it, amirite?
Also about pull, speed, and police+268People riding motorcycles always speed but you have never seen a police officer pull over a motorcycle. amirite?
Also about slow and pull+196Life is like a highway. As a child you wanted to grow up so fast, so you took the fast lane. But now that you are grown up, you realize that the fast lane is too fast, so you try moving into the slow lane. But no matter how hard you try, you can't slow yourself down, and for once in your life, you wish a cop would pull you over. amirite?
Also about slow and speed+500when you are driving really fast and then the speed limit suddenly drops to 25 mph you feel like you're going incredibly slow, but when you're leaving a parking lot and you up your speed to 25 mph, it feels like you're going really fast, amirite?
Also by CanadianPimp+26We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. amirite?
Also about slow, busy, and police+619When you see a police car you automatically slow down, even if they are busy giving someone else a ticket and probably won't notice you speeding past, amirite?
Also by CanadianPimp+24Nobody seems to care that it's my birthday today. amirite?