+845 In textbooks, almost every single kid is either wearing glasses, a hearing aid, or is in a wheelchair, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's what happens when Hogwarts first years mess with me

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And there's always a black, asian, and white kid in every word problem. You can tell because the names are so obvious (John, Jerome, and Chang Le or...something like that) BTW: Awesome comment above

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I want to sue a textbook company for discriminating against whites.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or in really dorky clothes

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When names were used in scenarios in exams at school they'd always have names like "jipdeep" or "singh" amongst names like Jim and Frank - equality and political correctness is a little patronizing and unsubtle sometimes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or braces. Or 90s-style tennis shoes, and don't even get me started on the rainbow scrunchies...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And the kids always have names I never even heard of before or names that no one has like Kent or something.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There's a finalist on So You Think You Can Dance named Kent Boyd, from Wapakoneta, Ohio. (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And, all of the kids are a little too happy, as if pouring salt water into a beaker is the most fun they've had in years.

by Anonymous 13 years ago