If aliens are looking to kill intelligent life, why is America so worried? amirite?

Because they believe they are intelligent, the rest of the world knows better. ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The USA is still pretty nice, even if they aren't at all that intelligent; when I went to Massachusetts on holiday, everyone there was pretty nice.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You should come to south Florida, where everybody's a bitch.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or New Jersey

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i was in orlando this weekend. A huge lady told me to fuck off

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh New England, where everyones mood is as fickle as the weather. I love MA though :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because we have Hollywood XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

America isn't any stupider than any other country, it's just getting annoying to see everyone bashing America. How about we pick another random country to bash on? I call the Democratic Republic of the Congo!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It is sort of annoying to see everyone picking on America, but not much we can do about it. Plus some of the jokes are pretty funny

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You'll have to admit that this one was pretty good though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, we're not any "stupider" than anyone else. (I'm American, but please, it you are going to defend Americas awsomeness, don't use words like stupider)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was thinking the same thing. Haha. People's intelligence isn't based off of what country they're born in. There are stupid people everywhere.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because we have flying cars, NASA, etc.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

American opinion: This post is funny as hell.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm American and I find this funny.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I assumed you were German

by Anonymous 13 years ago

German.*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lawl

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lmao.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Some people in America are intelligent — take Bill Gates or Steve Jobs for example. You're probably on a computer using Microsoft OS or an "iDevice" (is that what they're calling it these days?) right now. There are successful smart guys out here.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i live in america and it the smartestest place on the Earth and you are all the stupidist people ever and hummer's rock

by Anonymous 13 years ago

THIS IS A JOKE. just wanted to point that out

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, thank God (haha) it's a joke. D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

im american but its still funny because we are pretty dumb......

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Seriously? ANOTHER America joke?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well coming from me, you were the ones that invented the hummer.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This made me lmao xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

YOU ARE MY HERO!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah. I know right. OP sitting on his fat ass on the computer, on the internet. By the way both of these were invented by "dumbass" Americans. Anyways We could kick your countries ass to damn Jupiter.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it's people like the bleeding heart americans who say how great America is at wiping out other countries who prove this post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OH noes america please don't invade my country pleasee i'll do anythinggg

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm American. I found this amusing. Not every American is stupid, but there sure are a lot who are. There are stupid people in every country, America just tends to show it more. Haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahaha awesome

by Anonymous 13 years ago