If Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift get married, then her name will be Taylor Lautner, but with a new twist. They will have an alien child named Noel who will end up poisoning, stabbing, and shooting a Mr. Howard Pepper. amirite?

-42 If Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift get married, then her name will be Taylor Lautner, but with a new twist. They will have an alien child named Noel who will end up poisoning, stabbing, and shooting a Mr. Howard Pepper. amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hey, Iggy! Ix-nay on the unny-fay! I'm losin it over here!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

calmyoself mistah dont laughtoo hard or monkeys will come out your....nose!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No. It's not funny... :l

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Weren't they together

by Anonymous 14 years ago

does this post not make sense to anyone else? or am i just kinda dull...?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't get the part about the kid....

by Anonymous 13 years ago