+520 Edward Scissorhands is the only man whos never jacked off before. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe he has, but it was his first and last time...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahaha, nice. That was actually funnier than the post itself.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or, you know, maybe guys born without limbs?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He is the fabled 5% that dont!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or the pope.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Rip-off from ROFLrazzi

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I always thought he had like a knife for a dick.

by Anonymous 13 years ago