It would be cool if there were diseases that were actually good for you, amirite?

I don't think they'd be called "diseases" then.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nope. They'd probably just be called eases.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think that some disorders can be good for you, and disorders are kinda like diseases.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I have an infection that causes me to be really good at cross word puzzles.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There are. Most bacteria is naturally occurring in your body and is beneficial

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Bacteria is a disease?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It causes them yes. If you're just trolling and trying to point out that in and of itself it is not a disease, then you are correct

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, the only disease i can think of that might qualify would be Sickle Cell Anemia, and that's ony useful in guarding against Malaria, therefore you have to somewhere where you are at risk for Malaria. If not, you're just COMPLETELY screwed as opposed to just partially.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Correct me if I'm wrong but doesn't sickle cell anemia gives you breathing problems when your older due to the low surface area for oxygen absorption?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There is one good disease: love.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No. Just no.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The love of Jesus Christ.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

... That's not a disease.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's prevalent in most countries

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Your three comments on this post have all been strikes: 1.) Not a disease. 2.) Still not a disease. 3.) False. Three strikes and you're out.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Which clearly makes it a disease. Thanks for clearing that up

by Anonymous 12 years ago

woah, some people on this website dont have any respect

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How was that disrespectful?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

to my religion?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not really. I also happen to be Christian.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

ok??

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You're saying that I am being disrespectful to your religion, but I follow the same religion...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

so you dont think Christs love is spreading??? Hopefully you think it is! and my first statement was kind of a joke and not meant to be taken so seriously

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lol all I said was that it's not a disease. Chill.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

hey im chill. we good?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

We're as cool as a clementine.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

those are pretty cool:)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's kinda a disease.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Swing and a miss.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I just love how corny that sounded. Thank you for the great laugh.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

hey sweet! someone took it as a joke!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Your humor is a disease.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

dang. im sorry that i wasted some of your life :(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Apology accepted.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Pokèrus.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

One of my favorite shows, Red Dwarf, did an episode about the main characters finding positive viruses, such as Luck, Sexual Magnetism and Charisma. http://reddwarf.wikia.com/wiki/Positive_Viruses

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Swolleosis?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I hope I catch amazing and incredibly awesome to be around...and sexy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago