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It would be cool if there were diseases that were actually good for you, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
I don't think they'd be called "diseases" then.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Nope. They'd probably just be called eases.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I think that some disorders can be good for you, and disorders are kinda like diseases.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I have an infection that causes me to be really good at cross word puzzles.
by Anonymous12 years ago
There are. Most bacteria is naturally occurring in your body and is beneficial
by Anonymous12 years ago
Bacteria is a disease?
by Anonymous12 years ago
It causes them yes. If you're just trolling and trying to point out that in and of itself it is not a disease, then you are correct
by Anonymous12 years ago
Well, the only disease i can think of that might qualify would be Sickle Cell Anemia, and that's ony useful in guarding against Malaria, therefore you have to somewhere where you are at risk for Malaria. If not, you're just COMPLETELY screwed as opposed to just partially.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Correct me if I'm wrong but doesn't sickle cell anemia gives you breathing problems when your older due to the low surface area for oxygen absorption?
by Anonymous12 years ago
There is one good disease: love.
by Anonymous12 years ago
No. Just no.
by Anonymous12 years ago
The love of Jesus Christ.
by Anonymous12 years ago
...
That's not a disease.
by Anonymous12 years ago
It's prevalent in most countries
by Anonymous12 years ago
Your three comments on this post have all been strikes:
1.) Not a disease.
2.) Still not a disease.
3.) False.
Three strikes and you're out.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Which clearly makes it a disease. Thanks for clearing that up
by Anonymous12 years ago
woah, some people on this website dont have any respect
by Anonymous12 years ago
How was that disrespectful?
by Anonymous12 years ago
to my religion?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Not really. I also happen to be Christian.
by Anonymous12 years ago
ok??
by Anonymous12 years ago
You're saying that I am being disrespectful to your religion, but I follow the same religion...
by Anonymous12 years ago
so you dont think Christs love is spreading??? Hopefully you think it is! and my first statement was kind of a joke and not meant to be taken so seriously
by Anonymous12 years ago
Lol all I said was that it's not a disease. Chill.
by Anonymous12 years ago
hey im chill. we good?
by Anonymous12 years ago
We're as cool as a clementine.
by Anonymous12 years ago
those are pretty cool:)
by Anonymous12 years ago
It's kinda a disease.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Swing and a miss.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I just love how corny that sounded. Thank you for the great laugh.
by Anonymous12 years ago
hey sweet! someone took it as a joke!
by Anonymous12 years ago
Your humor is a disease.
by Anonymous12 years ago
dang. im sorry that i wasted some of your life :(
by Anonymous12 years ago
Apology accepted.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Pokèrus.
by Anonymous12 years ago
One of my favorite shows, Red Dwarf, did an episode about the main characters finding positive viruses, such as Luck, Sexual Magnetism and Charisma.
http://reddwarf.wikia.com/wiki/Positive_Viruses
by Anonymous12 years ago
Swolleosis?
by Anonymous12 years ago
I hope I catch amazing and incredibly awesome to be around...and sexy.
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