+523 "Did you get my text?" "Yes! All five hundred of them!". "Well you didn't text me back!", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You've been clogging up my inbox for long enough! ... and I though it was 900? or amiwrong?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't you get it, you crazy bitch?! I'm GAY!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yes its 900 lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My text message alert on my phone is dumbledore and snape saying "aw, god dammit!" "What?" "It's a TEXT from UMBRIDGE." :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I need to get that...how'd you get it?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My phone has a recording feature :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*jealous*

by Anonymous 13 years ago