+596 "I was in the car with my parents when we crashed... into a crocodile. My parents were eaten, but then the crocodile took out a knife and gave me this scar... at least that's what my liar aunt and uncle told me," amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I rewatched that today(:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

avps ftw!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If only he had a Red Vine at the time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What the hell can't they do?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I do not know

by Anonymous 13 years ago

who's they? (and i think its slightly humerous that "iWeasley" replies to "Draco_Malfoy" just saying.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The redvines

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I heart that musical haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I LESS THAN THREE AVPS <3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

best quote.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I do belive my favourites are:Lucius: Why else do you think you have such a little d? IT'S 'CAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING ELF!Snape: Why that's absurd!Lupin: You're absurd!Snape: What?! SAY THAT TO MY FACE!Lupin: YOU'RE ABSURD!Snape: THAT'S ABSURD!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love that part!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ron: Where have you been all my life? Harry: In the cupboard under some stairs

by Anonymous 13 years ago