Dear God; So far, today has been a good day for me. I have told no lies, I did not swear, steal, lust or hurt anyone. I have not commited any sins. I am going to get out of bed soon and I'm fairly certain that I will need your help from then on. amirite?

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I don't know why, but I kept reading this as, "Today, gas has been good for me." Haha

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What about sloth?

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This is a "Holy Humor" joke in my religion book.

i have this quote on a mug. unoriginal man...