Also about 5 times+9According to cat lovers, felines revolve around the sun at a rate 5 times faster than that of the Earth, amirite?
Also about 5 times+213The more sad I am, the more I masturbate. So far I've masturbated 5 times today; that's pretty depressing, amirite?
Also about 5 times+181Rereading Twilight 5 times doesn't make you an avid reader, amirite?
Also about 5 times+1You never knew that if you press shift 5 times repeatedly, something pops up. amirite?