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Also about making eye contact+96It would be funny to creep out a sibling by running to their room late in the night and ask breathlessly if you can borrow a ruler. Once they give it to you, run to your room, slam the door, and be completely silent for around 30 seconds. Then come out of your room with a big smile on your face and thank them profusely. They'd probably have trouble making eye contact with you for at least a couple weeks, amirite?
Also about making eye contact+405It'd be weird if making eye contact literally meant touching eyeballs. Amirite?
Also by jas0530+342You wonder how much Anthony makes off this website, amirite?
Also by jas0530+20The only way for opposite day to work is if it is established the day before that the next day is opposite day or else no one would know. You can't say today's not opposite day because people wouldn't know to translate that as the opposite. If you say it is opposite day on opposite day, that means it's not opposite day... but it is, amirite?
Also about making eye contact+267You feel so sneaky when you and your friend are around someone you both don't like and you guys keep making eye contact when that person does something annoying, amirite?
Also about avoid making eye contact+454You completely avoid making eye contact with pushy vendors at the mall. amirite?
Also about making eye contact-88Making eye contact with your pets sphincter is awkward, amirite?
Also about hard and making eye contact+96You hate when you're making eye contact, but you poke it too hard and they run away crying, amirite?