+544 You get jealous of your friends who have indescribably entertaining dreams that lead them on a series of escapades along with unlikely people, and usually end up having wild dance parties and discovering that they have super-human abilities. While in your dream, you walked around your house a bit, then fell down a hole, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Google how to lucid dream and train yourself.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

too much work, in my opinion. there's got to be an easier way.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i love lucid dreaming! i'm one of the luckier ones who can do it once a week.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've only experience a lucid dream once. I tried to jump into the air and fly, but it didn't work. And then I forgot that I was in a dream so it when back to the usual random and nonsensical stuff that just pops out of nowhere.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You know that would be a pretty cool dream if it was the hole that led to Wonderland. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I am the friend that has indescribably entertaining dreams... C:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha, as am I. My parents have questioned my recreational habits once I told them a few of my dreams xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've actually had some dreams that had pretty elaborate plots for dreams. Shame that I don't have/remember them more often, though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

boring people have boring dreams :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have crazy dreams when I read World War Z before bed. Picture Demetri Martin as Zombie Lord and he can command a giant ocean of blood and gore and an army of dancing zombies. Otherwise I just have boring ones.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My dreams are indescribable and boring.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I had a dream that I was in bed and realized I had an egg in my hand. So, I drop it off the side of my bed like I would a book. That's all that happened in my first dream in months.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wait, you haven't been dreaming for moths? doing drugs can do that to you. Have you been getting high?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I had a dream about a one-eyed telekinetic alarm clock, who could Make rubber chickens traverse through time and space, but i drowned in a lake of cacti trying to follow it...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

... You should write a novel about it and make it into a movie. The strangest dream I can remember having was one where a Tyrannosaurus Rex jumped out of a wormhole from the sky and tried to eat everyone, and then randomly disappeared.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We could be co-authors! Dude! Can you imagine how magilicious this book would be!?!?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My first dream in months was a nightmare. ):

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i had a dream that me and my brothers were trying to make a tornado, so to do that, we had to watch a ten minute movie, then throw it up at a satellite, then the sky turned green and i was in a large building. then i was hiding under a desk and praying that the tornado wouldn't go over me and kill me, but then it went away and a group of people came out saying the tornado was all a prank.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

People need to realize that nobody gives a fuck about their "crazy dreams." It may be exciting to you, but it's pretty boring to everyone else.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have the craziest, weirdest dreams that are so vivid. I once had such a vivid dream that I abruptly woke up and had to take a cold shower to calm myself down from it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago