You wonder why all the starving kids in third-world countries don't have fairy godparents, but Timmy Turner does, amirite?

+204 You wonder why all the starving kids in third-world countries don't have fairy godparents, but Timmy Turner does, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Because he's white.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Who's to say they don't enjoy their lives?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They do. They just aren't allowed to tell anybody, because if they did, their fairies would have to go away forever.

by Anonymous 12 years ago