My female friend started to ask me, "So, from a man's point of view..." Whoa, hold on right there, let me save you some time. He wants to fuck you, and probably your hot sister and/or mom too. amirite?

Am I the only guy not crazy obsessed with sex?

U forgot all her hot and semi hot cousins her aunt and her best friend

(SassyGayBestFreiend) Uh, You're The One Who Calls Himself 'SassyGayBestFriend'!

You are so damn gay that you could deepthroat a subway footlong and could get assfisted by a dude without him touching the sides.

You so enjoy men in the nude that you bought season tickets to guyapalooza. And you live in a room at Uncle Nancy's All-Male Gentlemen's Club.