+728 If a kid asks where rain comes from, It's cute to tell him "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did.", amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I saw the other was homepaged, so I thought yours deserved that, too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was going to make a similar comment, but you beat me to it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No. I don't think it's cute to lie to children. I will never tell my children, if I have them, that two mating dogs are playing leapfrog, or that the stork dropped them on my doorstep, or that "God" is crying when it rains.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I agree. It's not cool to choose your religion for your kid. You should let them choose for themself. If you've been told something by your parents for as long as you can remember, it's going to be tough to see through that, even if it's complete bull.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm not religious, so I would never actually tell my child that rain is "God's tears". I'm planning on letting my kids choose what they want to believe when they're old enough to make the decision. It's just a joke that I thought was funny and wanted to share.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ha. I would totally say that to my kid.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Jack Handey for the win? I think so.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is a jack hadley deep thought...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My mom used to tell me the clouds were peeing. Then I started to get disgusted by rain and she told me God was crying because of sad things that were happening around us...I kind of miss my childhood...thinking clouds were peeing...so awesome.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah it's cute and all, but I would not tell my kids that sort of thing.

by Anonymous 11 years ago