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Jesus was definetley quarterback on the Nazareth High School football team, amirite?

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congratulations because of this post you and ten generations of your offspring will suffer eternal damnation in the fiery pit of hell. LOL JK jesus can throw a sick ass fade route

BreakfastFan, No! I thought you would never misspell "definitely."

LittleMexicos avatar LittleMexico Yeah You Are +5Reply

I bet his favorite play would be a "Hail Mary" hahahaha

Anonymous +4Reply

He was also pretty badass in shop class

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oh, because there is a Nazareth in Pennsylvania and my parents went to that high school. haha.

@BreakfastFan I didn't know that. Do you know what the school's mascot is?

Most likely some guy in a Jesus costume with a giant head that goes around passing out bread or somethin.

haha, there's a nazareth high school in texas. i just graduated from there...sadly Jesus was not the quarter back.

Anonymous +3Reply

Hm. You know he didn't really seem like a sporty sort of guy to me.

why nazareth high school?

@Smiley why nazareth high school?

He was born in Nazareth.

BreakfastFans avatar BreakfastFan Yeah You Are +4Reply

Jesus was a common name.

But back then they played better games then American 'football'

Plus since when have they shown a hench statue of Jesus? He was a dark skinned midget.

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Oh wow, once again, terrible spelling. "Definetley" isn't even close. That is four letters off.

How can that be true if Jesus is a lie?

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@How can that be true if Jesus is a lie?

I'm an atheist, but I know that Jesus was a real person.

BreakfastFans avatar BreakfastFan Yeah You Are +7Reply
@BreakfastFan I'm an atheist, but I know that Jesus was a real person.

Then you are confused; you're an agnostic, not an atheist.

Anonymous -13Reply
@Then you are confused; you're an agnostic, not an atheist.

You are the one who is confused. Atheist (A=No theos=God) is someone who doesn't beleive in a God. It's been proven that Jesus was a real person. I just don't beleive that he was the son of God or that he performed miracles. An agnostic is someone who thinks that there is a possibility of a God, but there's no way to know for sure.

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