Wear a condom when you masturbate. They decrease sensitivity so you last longer and there is no sticky mess to clean up afterwards, amirite?

+189 Wear a condom when you masturbate. They decrease sensitivity so you last longer and there is no sticky mess to clean up afterwards, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's great, too bad I don't masturbate. I have REAL sex.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Those poor children. D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pedo_Bear@442716 (Pedo_Bear): Everybody masterbates dude.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I Love You, Man! great movie.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

YII

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I LOVE that movie!!!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ftw!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And get lube on my hands? no thank you

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This could get expensive if you fap as much as I do. >.>

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yea it could. It is frightening how much money you'd be spending.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wish

had worked when I made that comment.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Edit it you dummy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm not a mod anymore you dummy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I realized that right after I said it then realized I don't care.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You are the epitome of http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/052/812/original/Deal_with_it_dog_gif.gif And I love it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thanks for the heads-up, dad.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think this could work, if we pretended your vagina was my hand and my condom was non-existent

by Anonymous 12 years ago