+237 All Audi drivers had take a test to ensure that they're assholes before they were allowed to buy the car, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Same with Nissan drivers.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You think Audi drivers are bad??? just wait 'till you meet someone who drives a Porsche.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If someone drives a PORSCHE they are allowed by the laws of the universe to be as big of an asshole as they want. It's a porsche for God's sake, who wouldn't BE a jerk??

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's true. The test is quite difficult, by the way. Audi prides itself in only having their consumers be complete assholes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

heyyy, owning an audi doesnt make me an asshole! :O

by Anonymous 13 years ago

im not sayin that you're an asshole but most assholes don't know that they're assholes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha, very true.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You can't judge someone by their car

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*Hummer

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought about that but to own a hummer you need to be rich. To be rich you need to be an asshole. So it's not really the cars fault. Audis on the other hand seem to attract all assholes. Rich, poor, middle classed. They all drive Audis. That can't be a coincidence...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Touche

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wrong brand, it's the BMW you should be talking about. I swear to God, 7\10 times I see some ass speeding or running the red light it's a BMW. Audis are classy as heck.

by Anonymous 5 years ago