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Also about fingers and bowling balls+377You can never find the right size holes on those bowling balls. Theyre either made for a five year old girl or the Incredible Hulk. Who the hell has fingers that big. Some guy wearing a catchers mit "Uh... yeah this is good.", amirite?
Also about bowling balls+289Every sport has something that makes it addictive. The swish of a basketball shot, throwing a perfect spiral in football, making a goal, the sound of bowling balls hitting the pins, the sound of the golf ball entering the hole.., etc. THE FEELING OF ACCOMPLISHMENT. amirite?
Also about balls-25Man, imagine if women's boobs and men's balls exchanged places. You'd be grabbing a woman's balls. There'd be phrases like "boobs of steel". amirite?
Also about balls and invented+325Your beauty is why they invented eye balls. Your booty is why they invented my balls. amirite?
Also about bowling balls+225I'm a loose cannon. Meaning I randomly shoot heavy bowling balls at innocent bystanders. Get ready for my deadly balls, bystander, amirite?