+509 When major badasses greet each other in movies, they don't say anything, they just nod. The nod means, 'I' am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass,' but they don't say anything because they're Wolverine and Magneto and it would mess up their vibe to explain, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mortal Instruments?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What does this post have to do with that?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thats where this post is from. Simon says it in City of Ashes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Woah, I read the books and I totaly didn't remember until you said that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

XD! I knew it right away. I could never forget Simon. I don't like him, but he is a cool guy...vampire...whatever.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He's pretty cool. Clarys pretty cool too. The books are really good.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hmm. I always found Clary a bit annoying. I love Magnus and Jace, though. And Alec XD. They are really good, I loved them!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I freakin LOVE Jace! He is my fave for sure! He is so tortured though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

City of Bones?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

SSSIIIMMMOOONNN!!!! ♥

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i love simon (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Eugh. I HATE Simon. I love Jace a lot more. Freakin' Simon almost ruins Jace's and Clary's relationship.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

stolen but since stolen from TMI it is totally cool and okay! simon is awesome, he is very lovely. jace is cool, too, but simon is too important to clary than to be just lame...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Do we have to do *that*, too?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Best coming out story ever.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"You can call an electric eel a rubber duck, but that doesn't make it a rubber duck. And help the poor b**tard who decides they want to take a bath with that duckie."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

gah simon sucks! but I just read the prequel that came out a couple days ago....it was amazing!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

TMI is my favorite series! I just bought Clockwork Angel- can't wait to read it!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Another funny quote- "Is this the part where you say if I hurt her, you'll kill me?" "No" Simon said, "If you hurt Clary she's quite capable of killing you herself. Possibly with a variety of weapons

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Love these books! This is possibly the best quote... Ever. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

1. It's actually from city of bones, not city of ashes 2. 'It means 'Shadowhunters: looking better in black than the widows of our enemies since 1234' ' :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i think its from the city of bones when simon picks izzy, jace, alec and clary up to go get the mortal cup.

by Anonymous 13 years ago