+654 During the school year, you base the days of the week on how close they are to Monday and Friday. "Thursday! Only one more day to Friday! Ugh, it's Tuesday, only one day after Monday...", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So this is your excuse to engage in same-sex sexual intercourse?! You 5 gallon drum of faggot juice!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is my excuse for sodomy, not just same-sex sexual intercourse. And I am a 12 gallon drum of faggot juice, thank you very much.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ah, good heavens, somebody should arrest this queen-sized carton of queer broulee.

by Anonymous 13 years ago