+457 The story of Mario: A fat, Italian plumber goes off on a mission to meet a girl way out of his league. However, she then gets kidnapped by a turtle. The plumber then kills said turtle many times by jumping on an axe, and then gets cockblocked multiple times by fungus. Amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"she then gets kidnapped by a turtle" - i lol'd

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't forget that he has to run through underground sewage pipes on his way to the turtle's castle.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"...while eating many mushrooms along the way."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Heh, heh, I was gonna say, "Don't forget they're all on mushrooms!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So true.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fungus? What?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Toad is a mushroom, and mushrooms are fungus! xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ohhhhhhh.. got it :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago