+644 Your mommy didn't constantly tell you that you were special when you were a little kid, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe YOURS didn't

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your mommy was definetley right. You're clearly special. In fact, I'll bet that you get a lot of special education. It's so cool how you can write full sentences all by yourself now!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My mom use to tell me my dad was a prick and put the toilet seat up when I piss

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My mommy used to tell me my dad was a deadbeat and that she wished I was a dude. But idk, maybe she squeezed in a "you're special" in there somewhere and I missed it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

but I am special! ;_;

by Anonymous 13 years ago