+486 Dear Stephen King, Please have your books published in soft cover. It would make it a lot less painful when we accidentally drop your giant ass books on our faces while reading on our backs. Thanks for the bruised eye, your readers. Amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LMAO! So true! My cousin cut his lip on UNDER THE DOME and needed 2 stiches...for exactly that reason

by Anonymous 13 years ago

but they are in soft cover. . . ugh im going to get soo many negatives for saying this -_-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

You should make a post like that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): Lol. I should.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm busy reading King in soft cover... And it still hurts when I drop it:)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I dropped The Stand on my face. Mmmm

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i read misery in soft cover. but i dropped that on my face well reading it and it still hurts and so did the paper cut on my cheek.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol i remember dropping IT when i was reading it....that is a beast of a book...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I dunno why, but I can't read on my back, I absolutely must be sitting up. But I did accidentally drop The Stand on my foot once T.T

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Giant Ass-Books. Noice. If I knew how to make the thumbs up symbol on this site, this is where it would go right now. y

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Holy shit, I didn't that completely by accident! ;P

by Anonymous 13 years ago