Also by John_Smith+14Chuck Norris looks damn good for a 70 year old man, amirite?
Also about swiss army knife+3You know you've got an awesome new step-grandpa when 2 of your presents are a Swiss Army Knife and $45, amirite?
Also by John_Smith-12The English word most commonly pronounced incorrectly is incorrectly, amirite?
Also about swiss army knife+319If Switzerland is neutral then why is there a Swiss army knife? amirite?
Also about swiss army knife+1,000The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews. Bottle openers. "Come on, buddy, let's go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he's got a spoon. Back off. I've got the toe clippers right here.", amirite?
Also about swiss army+9Swiss Army knives would be nothing without the little scissors on them, amirite?
Also by John_Smith+6The old spice guy and the most interesting man in the world are nowhere near as bad-ass as Chuck Norris. They may be funnier, but funny isn't bad-ass. Chuck Norris lost 10 fights (out of almost 200) in his whole pro fighting career. He founded his own martial art and was in over 30 movies. The old spice guy and the most interesting man in the world have been in a few commercials. Nowhere near a... amirite?
Also about swiss army knife+619Google is like the swiss army knife of websites, amirite?
Also about swiss army+178When you first saw swiss army knifes, you thought they were the coolest thing ever, amirite?
Also about swiss army-5you wonder why Swiss Army Knives are called that, does the Swiss Army use them? amirite?
Also about swiss army+2A Swiss Army Lightsaber is cooler than a regular boring one: "Oooh lookitmeh, I can cut stuff in half!" Whoop de frakin do. But will it blend? Didn't think so, amirite?