+764 If Thomas Jefferson saw America today, he'd probably bitch slap everyone. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This... is really ironic.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@475241: How so? I agree; this is the best damn post I've seen all day.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or he'd just shrug and have a few more illegitimate babies with Sally Hemmings.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

After he got over the initial shock of how there's been more progress in the 200 years since he died then there was in the 1,000 years before that, he'd be pretty impressed with how well we fared considering all the challenges that we've overcome. The population of America has increaced by 1000% since he died, there's now instant communication, and Russia or America could literally destroy humanity at any time. Governing has gotten much harder since he lived.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dude, it's "betchslap"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think the founding fathers would die in horror over what the country is become. But, that's considering they were from a time period when a women showing a bit of ankle was considered riskey.

by Anonymous 12 years ago